Sunday, July 19, 2009

The humorous innocence

Honestly, there are far less odd goings-ons in peoples lives I would have imagined considering the ratio of people to ideas.
But I do know more is coming, it's as immanent as death itself.

Yesterday someone penetrated an old colonial house in Wisconsin with the Oscar Mayer Wiener.

Who knows maybe tomorrow someone will find a systematic loop the legal system so they can attend their own funeral before they die of a terminal disease or something.



You know what fucking pisses me off more then a fly in a horses ass?
THEY (scientists, government officials and advisers, local and federal authorities, philosophers and unknown agencies) know how to make a fucking happy pill. I have experimented with some crazy medicinal combinations (not exceeding recommended doses) with great results and I have done like 2 lab reports in my life on like why a note card catches on fire when put over a Bunsen burner and that note card was on lab reports, and I know it's out there..
Just fuckin give us the shit man, the jokes fuckin over.

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