The simple things in life..more like the exosphere of the atmosphere above those empty hills way over yonder where no one's been because it's boring as shit over there. That's how I would describe things like Go Magazine. I'm sure there will be one waiting for me when I grab isle seat 12C on my flight home... or maybe a Family Circle magazine instead but definitely Sky Mall. Seriously who needs a $30 grey zombie Gnome climbing out of their tomato garden? I bet frusciante has one to remind him of his 93 '94' days. I think the zombie actually had teeth though.

There are these long expired, and or completely substance milked grey areas in life that are just so overly simplified and arbitrarily placed it's like one of those 'Dylan Recommends' albums. Just a collection self sustaining repetitious, uninspiring and totally irrelevant things where someone should have just stamped Null and Void.

Obviously another case of myself poking fun at something simply because I am barely better.

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...sorry the zombie is actually 89.99.