Sunday, June 28, 2009

ALERT! ALERT!



** OUR DADDY'S HIGH SCHOOL PIN UP GIRL IS NO MORE **

** YOU WILL SHIT A BRICK IF YOU MOVE FROM MISSISSIPPI TO OREGON **

** SOME BEE GEES TUNES ARE JUST DOGS COOL WHEN STRETCHED OVER MULTIPLE GENRES **

** A 2/4 SINGLE VERSE RIFF IN MINOR PENTATONIC MODULATING THROUGH A FULL MAJOR 4/4 VERSE SHOULD ONLY BE STACKED BY IT'S PHRYGIAN COUNTERPART ONCE AND NO MORE THEN ONCE ON THE FIRST TURN AROUND NOT THE BRIDGE **

** DAVE GROHL HAS PROVEN IT IS POSSIBLE TO FACILITATE SINGING WHILE BEING WITHOUT A PROMINENT INFRANASAL DEPRESSION **


** THE CHILI PEPPERS ARE LIKE A TEDDY BEAR HUG ME BAND, YOU CAN NEVER BE MAD AT THEM EVERY SONG SEEMS JUST TOO GOOD TO RATE LESS THEN 5 OUT OF 5 **

** IF ANOTHER ASSHOLE MISTAKENS MAGGOT BRAIN FOR A SONG ORIGINALLY INTENDED TO BE DESTROYED BY A COVER THEY WILL EAT THEIR OWN BALLS **

** THESE POSTS WERE OGRINALLY INTENDED NOT TO HAVE IMAGES BUT THEY DO , THEY DO **

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